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                      Ann Arbor, MI 48103                                                         Email: dom@annarbortherapy.com

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The Whole World Needs To Go To Poetry Group 
(or, "Thursday! THURSDAY! THURSDAY!!!")

 
Roll up 
Roll up for the Mystery Tour! 
 
Got issues? 
Frustrated? 
Angry with the world,  
with the hand you 
believe you've been dealt? 
 
Bored? Dissatisfied? 
Lethargic? Lackadaisical? 
 
Come on down! 
 
We have a group 
put together just 
for you! 
 
Just some nice folks you've 
never formally met, 
though you've called them 
"ASSHOLES" 
as they passed you on the 
other side of the double  
yellow line! 
 
Got some folks here 
that look 
*JUST LIKE YOU* 
on the inside, 
though they're butt-ugly 
and have  
incredibly annoying habits  
externally! 
 
People you'd 
NEVER want anything to do with 
under normal circumstances! 
 
These groups are 
time-tested repositories 
for anxiety, stress, and 
projection! 
 
Come to group 
fatigued and filled with 
resentment and confusion 
 
'cause you'd rather be 
spending Thursday night 
sleeping or  
 
sending vindictive e-mails 
to your shithead siblings 
 
or the woman who just 
dumped you after she 
screwed your best friend-- 
 
LEAVE  
filled with gratitude 
and newfound acceptance 
about your  
near-insignificance in the vast 
expanses of the universe! 
 
So- 
 
COME ON DOWN 
to Poetry Group 
*THIS THURSDAY* 
 
Bring your best psychic  
insults 
and a deposit slip 
 
And leave filled with 
the fellowship of 
people who, like you, 
have been MIRACULOUSLY transformed from 
flaming assholes 
into 
perfectly decent poets 
that you can wave to, 
next time you see them 
passing, down the road. 
 

                                                                                                                     By JC

  2/24/2006

 

 

 

 

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